Article Point: First of all, this is the sassy meme the world needs right now

Nothing good happens when someone starts with the phrase, “First of all.” You know some major sass is about to come at you.

And that’s basically the premise of the best new meme on Twitter. The first sentence starts with a premise said to one person, and the followup is a salty and funny response.

While the meme’s been kicking around for the last few weeks, it exploded this weekend, and we’re here for it.

“you never text me back”

first of all i don’t have your # saved

— matthew (@drugvisuals) October 16, 2017

“You’re so cute when you’re shy”

First of all, I have anxiety.

— J o e y (@Jdxthompson) October 16, 2017

“be thankful for your life”

first of all i didn’t ask to be born

— Jay Walker (@JayWalkr) October 16, 2017

“What percent you on?”

First of all this my charger

— B*tch Code 💅🏻 (@TheTumblrPosts) October 16, 2017

“you never hit me up anymore 😰”

first of all, we were never friends.

— #defendDACA (@matth33w) October 16, 2017

Omg I’m so good at makeup, I love it!

First of all, your beauty blender dry

— Allyiah✨ (@AllyiahsFace) October 16, 2017

“WAKE UP”

First of all, I honestly need a coma to make up the amount of sleep I’ve missed. let me hibernate in peace.

— queen quen (@quenblackwell) October 16, 2017

“just be yourself”

First of all I don’t even know who I am

— the walking zed (@NathanZed) October 16, 2017

“Wow, Kenny G still plays music?”

First of all, you’re never too old for sax

— Kenny G (@kennyg) October 16, 2017

“you suck at texting”

first of all i don’t even wanna talk to you

— B*tch Code 💅🏻 (@TheTumblrPosts) October 16, 2017

“You read my message but didn’t reply”

First of all I didn’t mean to read it

— Typical Girl (@SoDamnTrue) October 16, 2017

“Attendance is mandatory”

First of all, I paid for these classes

— 🥀 (@dvmnbre) October 16, 2017

“You will never find someone like me”

First of all, that’s the plan

— 👑 KING THYGER (@THYGER7) October 16, 2017

“You’re back on your bullshit”

First of all, I was never off it

— Kelly (@k3llytweets) October 16, 2017

“How’s writing the book going?”

First of all, fuck you

— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) October 16, 2017

Netflix: “Are you still watching”

First of all we started fucking

— Rapper IAM_TBreezy (@IAM_TBreezy) October 16, 2017

Thirsty gas station guys:
“Hey beautiful! What’s your #? Why you so shy? Let me see a smile”

First of all, i’m scared right now

— B*tch Problems (@FemaleTexts) October 16, 2017